Outdoor ***

If you've never had *** outdoors, I sincerely suggest trying it. It might not be for everyone, but it can make your sexperience extra memorable. And it's all about the memories, right? Animals do it all the time! From what I can tell about cavemen, they probably didn't mind a romp in the woods either. And if it's good enough for animals and cavemen, my logic is that it must be "natural". Communing with another body while communing with nature is about as primal as you can get. And certainly very, very naughty. No matter how fun and satisfying your *** life is, there's something exhilarating about throwing a little danger into your routine. Enter: having *** in public.

Recently people are under the misconception that OU is out of bounds(for gay people/ st. couples) due to increased police activity. While this may be true to some extent, we need to remind ourselves that OU campus is spread over 1600 acres and has many "foresty" secluded places for any bi curious couple/group to have fun. It's just a matter of finding a right "spot". Its always advisable to first check your surroundings whether you are alone and properly shaded by the trees or not before dropping off your pants.

I have some tips to maximize your outdoor sexing experience to get the most bang for your...bang. Behold:

1) WAIT UNTIL IT'S A NICE DAY:

If you're new to having *** outside, I'd suggest waiting for a warm day. There's already a lot to contend with in the great outdoors, you don't want to add something like Lost-style torrential rain or whiplash winds to the mix. It doesn't need to be warm necessarily, but be sure it's at least calm outside before you start your sexual expedition.

2) FIND A SECLUDED SPACE:

Like I said, being that you're outside, it's likely you're in a place that's accessible to other people. DON'T become a registered *** offender over this. It's not worth it. DO find a spot that's off the beaten path, or at least go behind a bush, and preferably as far as possible from any strollers who might be walking in the area (from 5 a.m-8 a.m and 5 p.m-8 p.m, OU is esp. crowded by walkers and joggers).

3) IGNORE BUGS:

This is one of those times you're going to have to put your fear of insects aside. If there's something creepy crawling on your hand, let it. You're boning. Shrieking and suddenly jumping up and down while violently brushing your body down is an instant mood killer. Be brave, and remember: *** is better than freaking out over a tiny bug.

4) DO IT STANDING:

When you're outside, chances are the ground is going to be covered in sand/mud/dirt/crap/bugs. The best way to avoid having all these things go inside your butt hole, staining your clothes, or giving you a nasty rash (and definitely killing the mood) is to do it standing up. That way, you get to have all the benefit of *** in nature while have to touch as little actual nature as possible. It leaves significantly less of a margin for injury/bites/poisoning/dirtying, etc.

5) HAVE AN EXIT STRATEGY:

This is two-fold: The first part is knowing where you're going to escape to if you're busted—a getaway plan. The second part is having a condom/disposing of it in an environmentally-friendly manner or, if you're at the raw dogging stage of your relationship, being able to clean up and not walking out of the woods with *** on your clothes/hair. The trees are shaming you.

AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TIP OF ALL,

6) EMBRACE THE MOMENT!

Don't be a little bitch about this—if you're going to have *** outside, go for it. Don't be precious or scared. That's going to make it more onerous than fun. And this is meant to be fun! Get naked! Be naked outside! Love the one you're with, honey! If you're committing to having *** outside then you're making a tacit commitment to throwing away your inhibitions so throw them. Throw them far, far off into the horizon. You can collect them when you're done. They'll be right over there next your undies.

P.S- Any bottom *** sucker near ou campus for some outdoor fun? I like getting *** deep and can *** in your hot *** multiple times.

ping me ;)

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