KLPD Experience sharing
KLPD: Khade *** Pe Dhokha. A millenial lingo for being stood up when one is super h0rny.
I just had a session on new years night which was a damp squib. You feel free to share your experience when you felt let down or with blue balls and unshot ***. (Real experience only. no fanstasy fake stories please)
I came home late in night after a nice drunken new year party and went to sleep in another flat of ours which we gave on rent but is now vacant. Was super *** so cruised on grindr for an hour with no luck. Finally saw a profile with whom was chatting for a week and whose choices perfectly matched.
We both loved to rim, to $uck, lot of kinky stff. Luckily he was also free and roaming outside post a party. We did a VC call to ensure we both are comfortable and discussed 2 times what exactly we both wanted. We both agreed we will do all the things we discussed mutually. He said he was 26 and had bit of exprience but not much. I thought oh i am super experienced, so will easily make him do things. Will coax him to try new things so this is a good catch. He was super enthusiastic and did an Uber and came over. He looked better in personal than in pics. Much younger, dusky, poked typical GenX style mop hair.
He came in and i saw he has his shorts already down exposing his cute butts, covered by his Tshirt. He said he was riding in Uber like this only. I said wow this guy is super charged and equally kinky and adventorous.
We talked just for a minute and i saw he has saved my contact on his WhatsApp as Hot guy near lol.
I asked him if he needs water. "Paani chahiye?" i asked
He said, "Ha, par aapka paani chahiye" :p
We got it doing immediately, he made me $uck his Rmm his saying make me *** so he can work on me one full hour. I diligently did all stuff on him... he moaned and went in trance. Then he said he will shoot now and then he will arraam se do things to me. And then he shot a huge load all over....he moaned and grunted as if attained nirvana or epitome of Tantra.
And then... he just got up....put his t-shirt and shorts on without even wiping his ***... and mumbled something like ok... thanks... and sped out.
I was literally left with a super tight boner with no one to attend to....
Wonder why? It was not as if he dint like me. Or was this all just a ploy to get out his juices. So Strange.
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BigHoover | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
i guess he was sorted and done once he had cummed. For most guys cumming is the peak and then for them its over.I feel either you should stop before he cums so that the session lasts longer or be equally prepared for an abrupt end. |
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naughtymanushya | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Oh I cannot even begin to count how many KLPD experiences I've had!!
Time and again, I've had guys who stood up at the last moment.. even when I have travelled to their place.
One of my most disappointing experiences was with a slightly chubby bottom who had come over to my place on one of the rarest of the rare occasions when I was alone at my place, that too just for a couple of hours.
He was quite inexperienced but said he was open and enthusiastic to do everything!!
We had been chatting for a few weeks so I had my hopes high.
He came to my flat, we chatted for a bit and he said, he'd like to blow me.. Took off his clothes.. pulled down my undi and started blowing my ***. And believe me, in just about 30 seconds, HE CAME!!!
Choos mera raha tha.. nikal uska gaya!!! And he couldn't continue further.
All due to nervousness! I was so visibly disappointed.
He kept apologizing and said he will make up for it next time.
I said, it's okay. There may never be a next time because I don't know when I'll ever have place. And he left.
I have had several such annoying moments, especially with first-timers and people with very less experience. |
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Man_milf2026 | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Best thing jaise he aapko lage ke aapka hone waala hain aap ruku thore der or fir dubara chalu ho isse time badega or aapka der se jharega or aap or der tak enjoy kar paoge....... |
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John_bot | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Well sometimes I had the same feelings after *** first time but if my partner can force me to do more then maybe I can continue cause after first time my mind just got number for a minute and need someone to continue the kinky things we were doing. |
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Crazy4love | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
Well many guys after unloading become completely passive. It's natural i guess. But he should have had regard for your pleasure as well. I fondly remember one incident when I met a man. He was okayish but since he liked me I went along. He liked my kiss and kept shagging while kissing me. But he told me well in advance ki once he *** he won't kiss me or hug me or things like that.
I think your guy should have communicated this to you. |
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OneFromJaipur | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
KLPD is not just the incidence when one leaked so fast or even without touching... But also the cases where one felt this guy is a low hanging fruit, the efforts are going in right directions, the progress of wooing is at right pace... And then all of sudden u find, oh this guy is considering me just a friend...
That is the biggest and real KLPD...
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The stage was all set, and act was just to begin, and a third person or an unrelated thing intervene and act is halted / closed even before start.
I have had many of such KLPDs.
लिखने बैठूं तो घंटों बीत जायेंगे |
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love_cruising | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
Haha.. You got scammed @Don_Quixote interesting read |
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Hairychubbysumo | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
I have seen few guys who boast of meeting many good hot guys ...but when we ask them for referrrals or any contacts they dont share and keep it to them self ... i feel they just tease get u *** by sharing their sexperiences and show pics of hot guys saying they had hot *** with this hunk and that hunk but they dont share any guys contact ..its like a greedy man eeating all his food n teasing a beggar for a morsel showing off...i hate such men .. |
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adicooliyo | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
happened with me also several times but one that comes to my mind is this one
about 12 years back i used Planet Romeo to hook up with guys, so i chatted with a guy in his early thirties and i was 24 then, he did not share his nudes but only shared his face closeup , he looked handsome. so we planned to meet at his location, its in delhi, i took metro, reached to the nearest metro station to his location, then waited for sometime and he came to pick me up in his Honda city car, i was impressed that he is good looking and rich etc.. must be fun, as soon as i sat in his car i realized that he was more than 300lbs heavy and 5.5 height, "look i am not here to judge anyone on their physically appearance , but i have my own preference when it comes to ***/ gay fun". i was like NOOO. since it was a busy street he quickly moved the car and i couldnt get time to get down. he had packed some momos and offered to me , i was like ok i can eat momos, while eating momos he drove me to some posh block, where some under construction houses were there, he stopped the car at one of the houses, asked me to get down, i was like can we go back to metro station please i dont think its going to work etc.. he was a little disappointed i am sure, but then he said ok sure will go but first lets look at this building i own this , and i am making builder floors of 2 cr each etc.. i had no interest seriously and he was trying to impress me with showing off his money and all etc.. we went inside, it was past 8 pm so all the laborer's were gone only the care taker was there, so we took the elevator to 2nd floor, it was kind of dark, he switched one one small light so that we dont bump into stuff etc.. all of a sudden i see him rubbing his *** he said dont do anything but just *** my ***, i am super *** etc.. i thot alright, cant escape from this mess so easily, so i unzipped his jeans and took out his ***, my god to my surprise it was the tiniest *** i had seen and have seen so far trust me i have seen many *** in real. it wasnt 3 inch when it was hard, plus his plumpy body was hiding the *** even more and could barely feel like an inch, well i did not *** him but i did *** his, and thankfully he *** quickly and i was like thank god, i wasnt even hard. he asked me do you want to *** i said i am good. on our way back he packed me a biriyani, said try this its famous in our place, i took it and rushed to metro station. |
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TusherMishra69 | Posted On Jan 6, 2026
Happened with me. Then after 1 week i have done same thing with him. Revenge taken !! |
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Ruhanruhan | Posted On Jan 6, 2026
It happened with me in last month...I was a guest at a friend shop.. and he has a space behind the shop...He has been *** me from 10 minutes and it would take just 3 4 five minutes in discharging...I was very *** and feeling in paradise because the sucker was adoring my *** in unimaginable wat...Ufff....But meanwhile a man came in shop calling his name...And he left from me and wore his dress very eagerly and left me erected...damnmmm...It was a very bad mishappening with me...I had to wait half an hour behind the shop and felt very eager to shoot...But he didn't go outside .....I was abusing the man I side...But fault was of my friend that he dint shutter down before love making.... |
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