Funny Pub Stories That Happened
We all have those wild nights that turned into legendary stories! Share your most hilarious awkward or unexpected experiences at gay bars from the drunk dancer to the overly enthusiastic bartender Reply/Post a comment
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AskMyName1 | Posted On Dec 29, 2025
So I went to this pub with a friend. We went to the toilet to pee. He asked me why I went into a toilet instead of using the urinal. I told him I can’t really pee when there are people around. Honestly, I also wanted to stand next to him, but I would get a boner if i saw his *** because i had a crush on him. It was really awkward trying to explain why tho. |
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love_cruising | Posted On Dec 29, 2025
Not funny. But pub makes me hornier - alcohol and hot guys around. Make me feel free. I love to cruise in washroom when a bit tipsy. I try to sneak peak in the urinals.
In one of the clubs in Bangalore it was a Sangeet night theme. Boys and girls were in ethnic wear. You know how free the crotch is when boys wear kurta payjama. It was too crowded. When crossing from 1 side to other. So many bodies touching.. You can touch & feel someone's bulge and move on.
In the same night, a saw a really hot and dashing dude after coming out of washroom. The urinals were without partitions. I realised that he will go to washroom so I waited outside the washroom for some time. He was talking with his friends, I waited a lot. Finally, when he went in..I followed inside. But duh, this hot guy was so insecure and shy that he literally stood very close to the urinals and pee while hiding his tool. What a waste of time. Lol. |
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Norwayind8 | Posted On Dec 30, 2025
Well in experience … if a bottom pursue profound skill to seduce can get any *** *** striaghts to *** him right away ….. bar / clubs are best places to pick straight male guys,. lure them to *** in toilets or bar terrace …. Seduced couple of bar tenders , waiters , cleaners , hotel staff , chauffeurs n made them to *** me raw in car , cellar …. Where there’s no cctv surveillance in midnight …. I am wrapped with so many real incidents but blossomed into great fuckbuddies ….. |
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Manlymeat30 | Posted On Dec 31, 2025
@norwayind8
Share your experiences with bartenders an hotel staffs .. how u seduced and which bars ans hotels dear |
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Jeanebad | Posted On Dec 31, 2025
Pre Covid, I had visited a gay party held in Delhi. I decided to turn up with a white satin full shirt and a blue faux leather trousers. I was only visiting for vibes at the gay halloween party, and suddenly found myself being targetted by a dwarf person. He was middle aged, 30 something, 4 feet and sarcasm. He wore black denim shirt and customized blue denim trousers.
Being sympathetic, I decided to accompany him, while he glued to me being sarcastic and flirty. While we talked, i was verbally making jokes and stayed verbal while he was physically taunting, toying with me, his thick small palms running all over my crotch, slapping my ***, inner thighs as if to make a statement.
He was being too touchy, as we stood face to face. His head ended near my gut,as he pointed to a corner couch. We sat at a corner couch in dim lights with some friendly chat and sarcastic banter, where his hands turned nastier as he showcased his erotic side.
Finally, it got seriously seductive on sofa when he gave a hard rub on my inner thighs during our conversation, a joking slap to my bulge, knuckle poke at my zipper fly etc. It got me hard even as i tried to control by mocking him as midget and called our sofa as casting couch. But joke was not enough to cool his hands or my throbbing bulge inside.
He words were flirty and piercing, while his little hands too busy over my crotch area. He mockingly threatened to unzip me. Sometimes, he would move his hands grazing at my inner thigh, and stopping just at my bulge tip, then winking as if he was playing. He even spilled little beer on my leathery crotch and then licked there.
I think i finally fell for him, and let him take control. He hopped over my laps, we kissed and made out on couch. He dragged me to dance floor by my zipper fly and it made me embarassed, we made few dance moves, when he started to move and dance with other guys on floor and then returned back at me by passing below my crotch multiple times.
During our dance, he toyed with my hard bulge inside my leather trousers, testing it, testing my patience, as i kept swinging my hip rapidly. After every dance step, he would grab or press my bulge. After a few minutes, i was leaking pre *** due to the pressure he gave me there, luckily no wet spots thanks to faux leather trousers.
After the dance, he just mold my mound, pulled my bulge through trousers upfront and sarcastically teased me calling it a blue tent, mount everest etc and took me to rest room. There he unzipped, cleaned my pre *** and *** my *** hard, making me moan. I blew my *** in his ***, most of it flowing over his lips, with the same ***, he kissed and made me taste my own ***.
He then made me sit over toilet seat, he hopped over my crotch, and we kissed more. Then we rubbed our *** together and blasted our *** together. All *** fell on my trouser, but he cleaned it, and when we walked out, we got applause from two couples who were just waiting in queue at the rest room. There was some visible *** drops at my zipper, a visible bite mark on my neck and jaw, and our lips were wet with saliva.
I enjoyed as it was a blast but also embarassed.
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