KLPD Experience sharing
KLPD: Khade *** Pe Dhokha. A millenial lingo for being stood up when one is super h0rny.
I just had a session on new years night which was a damp squib. You feel free to share your experience when you felt let down or with blue balls and unshot ***. (Real experience only. no fanstasy fake stories please)
I came home late in night after a nice drunken new year party and went to sleep in another flat of ours which we gave on rent but is now vacant. Was super *** so cruised on grindr for an hour with no luck. Finally saw a profile with whom was chatting for a week and whose choices perfectly matched.
We both loved to rim, to $uck, lot of kinky stff. Luckily he was also free and roaming outside post a party. We did a VC call to ensure we both are comfortable and discussed 2 times what exactly we both wanted. We both agreed we will do all the things we discussed mutually. He said he was 26 and had bit of exprience but not much. I thought oh i am super experienced, so will easily make him do things. Will coax him to try new things so this is a good catch. He was super enthusiastic and did an Uber and came over. He looked better in personal than in pics. Much younger, dusky, poked typical GenX style mop hair.
He came in and i saw he has his shorts already down exposing his cute butts, covered by his Tshirt. He said he was riding in Uber like this only. I said wow this guy is super charged and equally kinky and adventorous.
We talked just for a minute and i saw he has saved my contact on his WhatsApp as Hot guy near lol.
I asked him if he needs water. "Paani chahiye?" i asked
He said, "Ha, par aapka paani chahiye" :p
We got it doing immediately, he made me $uck his Rmm his saying make me *** so he can work on me one full hour. I diligently did all stuff on him... he moaned and went in trance. Then he said he will shoot now and then he will arraam se do things to me. And then he shot a huge load all over....he moaned and grunted as if attained nirvana or epitome of Tantra.
And then... he just got up....put his t-shirt and shorts on without even wiping his ***... and mumbled something like ok... thanks... and sped out.
I was literally left with a super tight boner with no one to attend to....
Wonder why? It was not as if he dint like me. Or was this all just a ploy to get out his juices. So Strange.
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BigHoover | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
i guess he was sorted and done once he had cummed. For most guys cumming is the peak and then for them its over.I feel either you should stop before he cums so that the session lasts longer or be equally prepared for an abrupt end. |
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naughtymanushya | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Oh I cannot even begin to count how many KLPD experiences I've had!!
Time and again, I've had guys who stood up at the last moment.. even when I have travelled to their place.
One of my most disappointing experiences was with a slightly chubby bottom who had come over to my place on one of the rarest of the rare occasions when I was alone at my place, that too just for a couple of hours.
He was quite inexperienced but said he was open and enthusiastic to do everything!!
We had been chatting for a few weeks so I had my hopes high.
He came to my flat, we chatted for a bit and he said, he'd like to blow me.. Took off his clothes.. pulled down my undi and started blowing my ***. And believe me, in just about 30 seconds, HE CAME!!!
Choos mera raha tha.. nikal uska gaya!!! And he couldn't continue further.
All due to nervousness! I was so visibly disappointed.
He kept apologizing and said he will make up for it next time.
I said, it's okay. There may never be a next time because I don't know when I'll ever have place. And he left.
I have had several such annoying moments, especially with first-timers and people with very less experience. |
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Man_milf2026 | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Best thing jaise he aapko lage ke aapka hone waala hain aap ruku thore der or fir dubara chalu ho isse time badega or aapka der se jharega or aap or der tak enjoy kar paoge....... |
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John_bot | Posted On Jan 4, 2026
Well sometimes I had the same feelings after *** first time but if my partner can force me to do more then maybe I can continue cause after first time my mind just got number for a minute and need someone to continue the kinky things we were doing. |
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Crazy4love | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
Well many guys after unloading become completely passive. It's natural i guess. But he should have had regard for your pleasure as well. I fondly remember one incident when I met a man. He was okayish but since he liked me I went along. He liked my kiss and kept shagging while kissing me. But he told me well in advance ki once he *** he won't kiss me or hug me or things like that.
I think your guy should have communicated this to you. |
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OneFromJaipur | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
KLPD is not just the incidence when one leaked so fast or even without touching... But also the cases where one felt this guy is a low hanging fruit, the efforts are going in right directions, the progress of wooing is at right pace... And then all of sudden u find, oh this guy is considering me just a friend...
That is the biggest and real KLPD...
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The stage was all set, and act was just to begin, and a third person or an unrelated thing intervene and act is halted / closed even before start.
I have had many of such KLPDs.
लिखने बैठूं तो घंटों बीत जायेंगे |
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love_cruising | Posted On Jan 5, 2026
Haha.. You got scammed @Don_Quixote interesting read |
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