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Funny Pub Stories That Happened

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We all have those wild nights that turned into legendary stories! Share your most hilarious awkward or unexpected experiences at gay bars from the drunk dancer to the overly enthusiastic bartender

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No Picture AskMyName1	Posted On Dec 29, 2025 So I went to this pub with a friend. We went to the toilet to pee. He asked me why I went into a toilet instead of using the urinal. I told him I can’t really pee when there are people around. Honestly, I also wanted to stand next to him, but I would get a boner if i saw his *** because i had a crush on him. It was really awkward trying to explain why tho.

No Picture love_cruising	Posted On Dec 29, 2025 Not funny. But pub makes me hornier - alcohol and hot guys around. Make me feel free. I love to cruise in washroom when a bit tipsy. I try to sneak peak in the urinals. In one of the clubs in Bangalore it was a Sangeet night theme. Boys and girls were in ethnic wear. You know how free the crotch is when boys wear kurta payjama. It was too crowded. When crossing from 1 side to other. So many bodies touching.. You can touch & feel someone's bulge and move on. In the same night, a saw a really hot and dashing dude after coming out of washroom. The urinals were without partitions. I realised that he will go to washroom so I waited outside the washroom for some time. He was talking with his friends, I waited a lot. Finally, when he went in..I followed inside. But duh, this hot guy was so insecure and shy that he literally stood very close to the urinals and pee while hiding his tool. What a waste of time. Lol.

No Picture Norwayind8	Posted On Dec 30, 2025 Well in experience … if a bottom pursue profound skill to seduce can get any * * striaghts to * him right away ….. bar / clubs are best places to pick straight male guys,. lure them to * in toilets or bar terrace …. Seduced couple of bar tenders , waiters , cleaners , hotel staff , chauffeurs n made them to *** me raw in car , cellar …. Where there’s no cctv surveillance in midnight …. I am wrapped with so many real incidents but blossomed into great fuckbuddies …..

No Picture Manlymeat30	Posted On Dec 31, 2025 @norwayind8 Share your experiences with bartenders an hotel staffs .. how u seduced and which bars ans hotels dear

No Picture Jeanebad	Posted On Dec 31, 2025 Pre Covid, I had visited a gay party held in Delhi. I decided to turn up with a white satin full shirt and a blue faux leather trousers. I was only visiting for vibes at the gay halloween party, and suddenly found myself being targetted by a dwarf person. He was middle aged, 30 something, 4 feet and sarcasm. He wore black denim shirt and customized blue denim trousers. Being sympathetic, I decided to accompany him, while he glued to me being sarcastic and flirty. While we talked, i was verbally making jokes and stayed verbal while he was physically taunting, toying with me, his thick small palms running all over my crotch, slapping my *, inner thighs as if to make a statement. He was being too touchy, as we stood face to face. His head ended near my gut,as he pointed to a corner couch. We sat at a corner couch in dim lights with some friendly chat and sarcastic banter, where his hands turned nastier as he showcased his erotic side. Finally, it got seriously seductive on sofa when he gave a hard rub on my inner thighs during our conversation, a joking slap to my bulge, knuckle poke at my zipper fly etc. It got me hard even as i tried to control by mocking him as midget and called our sofa as casting couch. But joke was not enough to cool his hands or my throbbing bulge inside. He words were flirty and piercing, while his little hands too busy over my crotch area. He mockingly threatened to unzip me. Sometimes, he would move his hands grazing at my inner thigh, and stopping just at my bulge tip, then winking as if he was playing. He even spilled little beer on my leathery crotch and then licked there. I think i finally fell for him, and let him take control. He hopped over my laps, we kissed and made out on couch. He dragged me to dance floor by my zipper fly and it made me embarassed, we made few dance moves, when he started to move and dance with other guys on floor and then returned back at me by passing below my crotch multiple times. During our dance, he toyed with my hard bulge inside my leather trousers, testing it, testing my patience, as i kept swinging my hip rapidly. After every dance step, he would grab or press my bulge. After a few minutes, i was leaking pre * due to the pressure he gave me there, luckily no wet spots thanks to faux leather trousers. After the dance, he just mold my mound, pulled my bulge through trousers upfront and sarcastically teased me calling it a blue tent, mount everest etc and took me to rest room. There he unzipped, cleaned my pre * and * my * hard, making me moan. I blew my * in his *, most of it flowing over his lips, with the same , he kissed and made me taste my own . He then made me sit over toilet seat, he hopped over my crotch, and we kissed more. Then we rubbed our * together and blasted our * together. All * fell on my trouser, but he cleaned it, and when we walked out, we got applause from two couples who were just waiting in queue at the rest room. There was some visible *** drops at my zipper, a visible bite mark on my neck and jaw, and our lips were wet with saliva. I enjoyed as it was a blast but also embarassed.

No Picture Amit_VT	Posted On Jan 1, 2026 I am a closeted bisexual guy. I was in a club dancing with my friends some years ago, and the music was very loud. I saw people getting drunk hammered. I remember, I was waiting in a queue to pee and when I was next I couldn't hold longer, so I tried to see stalls and banged the door pretty hard. The door accidentally opened and I saw a guy * a girl in Mens bathroom. The guy was hot and the girl was slim af. Not the best looking couple I must say because the guy was jacked up like me. All I wanted his pretty face to * my * while he * the girl but yeah it was amazing to see his *** in her. I closed the door went to pee as a general stall went empty. Later while on the dance floor I did see the guy and he winked at me. I didn't go closer, but I am sure he would have fist bumped me for sure!

No Picture Lokieatz	Posted On Jan 2, 2026 I won't call this funny, I'd rather say infidelity, NYE's party at Tap Resto Bar in Lokhandwala Andheri West, I sat on the sofa tired of dancing, gay couple comes sits on the same sofa, the queen is besides me and her man is on the extreme right, however keeps his hands on the sofa shoulder right enough where it touches me on my right shoulder, I started rubbing my ear lobes on his hand that was touching me as the queen was busy on her phone sending texts and I saw a hardon of his man, unfortunately the queen decided to get up and dance and its obvious that the guy had to follow her, tried seducing him on the dance floor, but he was too scared of his queen, hence I left him to be. Well I'm proud that I can distract a man from his gay partner.

No Picture Snorlax	Posted On Jan 10, 2026 Once i had the best kiss in kitty ko Bangalore, washroom. We both were so drunk that for no reason we laughing and at the same time smooching 😬😅

No Picture King0908	Posted On Jan 11, 2026 Any pubs in Mumbai to visit for ***

No Picture Kinkking	Posted On Jan 12, 2026 I still remember the beginning of 2024. I was at one of those LGBTQ parties in a club in Delhi — loud music, dim lights, lots of bodies moving. That’s where I first saw him. He was older than me, maybe early 40s, tall, corporate type — clean shave, neat shirt slightly open at the top, He had this mature, confident vibe that stood out. We made eye contact a few times across the dance floor. Nothing intense, just that silent pull. After the party ended around 2–3 am, while everyone was leaving. he walked up to me outside the club. We exchanged a small smile. He asked casually how I was getting home. I said metro, it’s not far. Then he said, “I can drop you if you want, my car is right here.” I thought for a second and said okay, nearest metro station would be good. We walked to the parking lot together. In the car, he started driving, and we talked a little — about the party, the crowd, how these nights can be fun but tiring. Nothing personal yet. When we reached the metro station parking — it was almost empty that early morning — he didn’t just stop at the drop-off. He drove to a darker, quieter corner, turned off the engine, and looked at me. He paused, then asked softly, “Can I " I said ohk Without saying much, he leaned over and started touching my chest, then lower. I was already hard from the night. He opened my jeans, pulled my * out, and just went down on me. No hesitation. His * felt warm, experienced. He * slowly at first, then deeper. I didn’t last long maybe 10–15 minutes — and came in his . He spit it out of window, wiped his lips, and sat back like nothing unusual happened. We exchanged numbers before I got out. But after that night, neither of us messaged or called. Just saved the number and left it. Then one day, maybe two months later, we ran into each other again at Lalit — another party spot people know for the same crowd. He smiled when he saw me, came straight over. We talked a bit — normal stuff, work, how the scene has changed. Then he asked if I wanted to go for a ride. I knew what he meant. I said yes. We left in his car, drove to one of those isolated multi-level parking lots — the kind that’s almost deserted after midnight. He parked on the top floor, far corner. No cameras there, or at least none working. He me again — same slow, focused way. making sure I was fully hard. After a while, he pulled back, looked at me, and asked quietly, “Do you want to * my *?” I said yes. He pulled out a condom and lube from the glove box — he was prepared. We moved to the back seat. He lowered his pants, bent over in doggy position, one knee on the seat, hands on the headrest. I applied lube on my fingers first, opened him slowly, then on the condom, then pushed in. He was tight but took it well. I * him steady — not too fast — maybe 20 minutes. He moaned low, controlled sounds. When I was close, I held his hips and came inside the condom. Pulled out, He cleaned himself with tissues he had ready. Then like always, he drove me back to the metro station. Simple “take care” and that was it. After that we started meeting regularly — every 2–3 weeks, sometimes once a month. Always in his car, different parking spots or quiet roads on the outskirts. Same routine: he sucks me first, then I * him in the back seat — doggy mostly, sometimes he lies on his back with legs up. He always brings condom + lube packet. He never kisses, never wants it. I don’t like kissing either, so it worked perfectly. No romance talk, no expectations. Just direct, clean . In mid-2025, things changed a little. One evening he messaged after months — said come over to his place if I was free. His wife was away at a family wedding for two days. I went. His apartment was nice, corporate area, minimalist. We ordered food and drinks — chicken tikka, beer. Sat on the couch, talked a bit about work stress, his travel. Then we moved to the bedroom. He undressed slowly, lay on his back. For the first time, no condom talk at first. He just said “you can go without if you want… I trust you’re clean.” I used a lot of lube anyway — poured it on my , on his hole. He pulled his knees up. I entered slow. Felt completely different without the rubber — hotter, tighter, more real. He gasped a little when I bottomed out. I * him missionary first, then turned him for doggy. He pushed back, asking for harder. I gave it. Lasted longer than usual — maybe 25–30 minutes — because of the drinks and the comfort. When I came, I stayed inside, pumped everything deep. He just breathed heavy, said “*… that felt good.” After that we cleaned up, ate the remaining food, and I left in an auto he booked for me (he always insists on paying,). We still meet time to time — sometimes his car, sometimes his place when he’s alone. Not as often now maybe once in 2–3 months.in 2026 — Life got busy for both of us. But whenever we do, it’s the same: no kissing, no drama, just good, mature *. He’s discreet, respectful, knows exactly what he wants and what I like. I like him as a person too — calm, sorted, never pushes boundaries. He’s married, I know that, and he made it clear from day one — this is just physical, nothing more. Let’s see if we meet again this year. If he messages, I’ll probably say yes.

No Picture Abhi0997	Posted On Jan 18, 2026 It was 2025 holi pool party in Bangalore. We were drunk and enjoying the party and there were 2 guys who caught my attention. They were in tanks and tops. I can see the bulge of one of the guy. I went there and started dancing between them and started rubbing my body against them. They observed I’m * so asked me to give them a head. We got some corner place and I gave them a sloppy head and they gave me a good * shot. While we were wearing our clothes one guy saw us and asked me to give him a head. I *** him also and them we went back to party.

No Picture Neeta	Posted On Jan 30, 2026 This might sound like a weird question, however are there any pibs in Delhi or Mumbai where the washroom has urinals with low or no partition? There is great thrill in seducing drunk, ***, straight men at pubs!

No Picture Abhinash	Posted On Jan 31, 2026 Yes its feels good to watch drunk straight * guys who comes to pubs/bars where there r no partitions. Went to Roxy bar Kolkata and saw huge *..damn straights have huge

No Picture OneFromJaipur	Posted On Jan 31, 2026 @Neeta Not only the pubs but malls and picture halls and all other public places can be mentioned (not here but in a seperate thread) where toilets have urinals with no or small partitions Recently I attended a marriage party with huge gathering with only one toilet with 3 urinals with no partitions Ideally it could be a good opportunity to watch *** easily but the gathering was not so open minded

No Picture Neeta	Posted On Feb 1, 2026 @onefromjaipur....i agree. But the thrill of pote tially seducing drunk steaight men in the pub is something different.

No Picture OneFromJaipur	Posted On Feb 1, 2026 @Neeta True And much easier too

No Picture Abhi0997	Posted On Feb 1, 2026 I *** the DJ guy while he was playing the music

No Picture Chubbybttm01921 *	Posted On Feb 1, 2026 Can’t say if its funny but was * awkward on 26 jan me and my bf visited a club in goa for a queer party held there we were enjoying there my bf was have drink we were dancing slowly we got romantic kissing each other after that we went to the washroom there was not much crowd hardly 20 to 30 people in the club as it was a week day. After reaching the washroom we thought there was no one in there i closed the door there we too lane one side mens urinals and other side toilets we went to the urinal side i pulled my bf’s pant and started * him. After that he started * me he was holding my * from behind as i was moaning load getting * by his monster. Then i noticed a guy in the mirror peeping from the lane where the toilets were there. I tried to move my bf hand from my * to tell him but he had held he really tight as he was really close in sometime he came hard in me then i turned i told my bf that guy is watching us we both looked at him. He smiled all three of us were feeling awkward but i felt more as i was completely nude 🥲. Then the guy rushed out of the washroom. I really don’t know like from when he was watching us.😅

No Picture Neeta	Posted On Feb 1, 2026 @abhi where was this? Tell us in detail

No Picture Faholic *	Posted On Feb 4, 2026 Okay i already posted this here, somehow got deleted. Posting again. It was during midweek in mid of 2025, been to ECR pub for party, got drunk, i could say im on my senses, but not in control though, after 3 shots of whiskey, had an urge to pee and went to urinals, this bar had open urinas whereas u can clearly see the side persons * when urinating, so i finised urinating and my * is semi hard of 50-70% * due to influence of alcohol and after urinating, im not in control to put my * and balls back. I used a pouch underwear though, where u have to stuff the * and balls inside the pouch and zip up your trousers, after peeing i tried, and failed miserably, after few min a mid 30's guy came to urinate, and i waited there till he finishes his nature's call and asked him in filthy language, if he could helo me put my * and balls and zip up my pants, initialy he was skeptical and i turned and shown my assets towards him, clearly not in any intention, but he got shocked seeing the * twitching and inviting, and he seems super excited and started to help my by putting the * and balls, whcih he himself couldnt attain till than, than i suggestd, if i can be blown and my hard on reduces after i release the * and asked if he can * my *. He was also drunk a little and didnt hesitate * me instantly for good 30 minutes, and for that 30 minutes or so, few people came for urinals and witnessed the free show though., he didnt resist or mind anytying, i was not in position to mind though., Alcohol presence made me double hard on and i had an urge of * someone. at last after a while he took my * in his *** and spiited and took further 5 more minutes to subside my horniness and helped me put back the assets in place.

No Picture Callmebottom	Posted On Feb 5, 2026 So this is about the month of November 2025. So we were 3 people,me , my best friend and his girlfriend, so we went inside and had fun for a while around 2 hours, and he was drunk, and his gf as well. I don't drink so i enjoyed dancing and chakna😅, so it was around 10.30 and he was so dru k then was unable to stand so her gf told me to book oyo so that they can stay for a night. I booked one and they went to the hotel in a cab. I was all alone in the pub and i got excited and had a good chance to get into action, so my intentions were to give bj that's it, so i started to approach indirectly, like while dancing i used to touch someone thigh or sometimes going close to their face, also i used to bent over infront of them pretending that something is fallen and getting my * touched to their . So it was around 12.15 i saw one guy who was continually looking at me for very long time. He was around 6.1 age 28 fair and avg defined body structure, pluse point was he was clean shaven which i love to kiss. I didn't get early about his intentions but then i took a chance and slowly got close to him and started dancing in front of him, he was straight forward and started to touch unintentionally like touching my shoulder, then my back my n all. Then for 5 minutes the music stopped and I went directly to the washroom and i was peeing there were lots of guys in there . I stood there for a while , seeing a mirror , washed my face, doing all the stuff for a 5 minutes, then music started and all the crowd went out and 4 to 5 guys were there in washroom and i saw that guy was already there standing at the corner and peeing. My heart starter pumping so fast. I just waiting of the other guys to leave the washroom and I'll approach that guy. But but but that guy was so desperate, he done peeing washed hands and straight forward came to me and he asked me that He:- " what happened? Me:- "what ? Nothing" He:- " i saw you looking at me for long " Me:-" hey man you were looking at me i saw you why so?" He:- " Right, i was looking at you coz you look good, loved your jacket" Me:- " Accha, thanks...... Me kuch aur hi samaj betha" He :- "ky?" He smiled. Me:- " leave, btw you came alone here? " He:- " yaa actually I'm from Hyderabad and came here for my work, so today it was a day off so planned for a pub alone, i don't have friends here so..." Me:- " ohh no worry even though I am here alone so we'll enjoy" He:- " If you don't mind can i ask you something? I mean if you are ok with it" Me:- " Ya why not" He:- " see I'll not lie to you but i saw you out there you were touching guys , i saw when you touched that guys * and you were letting your * get touched and i was noticing for very long . Are you gay ?, And tbh i was not noticing your jacket n all i was noticing you " Me:-" Ohh damn! Ummm tbh actually I'm not gay I'm bi and yaa i was doing that stuff dor some action if happens you were involved in this so are you a bi or gay?" He:- "I'm bi " Me:-" woah, great , so you too or bot?" He:-"I'm pure top, you?" Me:-" I'm pure bot " .... completely silence for a while. He:-" so you stay woth your family?" Me :-"yaa i do" He:-" so you'll leave home directly?" Me:-" No actually i came with my friend and he is in hotel, he was drunk so i dropped him to hotel". Wbu?" He:-" i stay in a hotel nearby this pub , uhhh if you don't mind can we head towards my place, i mean you'll stay in hotel anyways so why don't we share? We'll have a good chat 😜" ..i got his intentions that's obvious Me:-" Umm great idea we can , let's goo" After that we headed towards his hotel and the hotel was quite decent , so we got in and we had talked for a while around 30 minutes, about work and personal. After that he started getting close to me and said He:-" see look man i know why we are here, I'm top and you are bot, i don't wanna stretch this so I'll directly ask you can we have some fun? I saw you in pub on that onwards i was waiting for this moment. Me:-" tbh i was for that action in pub and yaa we can have fun🍆" Then he asked me about my likes and then he started kissing me his one hand was under my tshirt plying woth nipples and other hand holding my head we kissed for 5 minutes and then he undressed me completely and asked me to lay on bed on my back, so he came on top of me like in cowgirl position then he started kissing again and then we kissed for good time, then we had foreplay, he kissed ny nipples and as well. Then he made me to undress him. And i removed his underwear ahe i saw he was hard and 5.8 inch * his * was not so thick that's why it was good for . Then he said to get on knees and him , i did i took whole * in my * and gave him sloopy * for a minutes it was so sloopy that my * was slippery as ! . Then he wanted to my , he took me to his bed and i was in doggy style position, he took out Condom and lube and he put on my and on condom. He slowly inserted in me the dickhead and then he stroke full * in one go, then he started to * me we had * in different positions, doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, on couch , missionary was the best position i had * i felt the whole * in me , he * hard in missionary position as of it was my favourite position and his as well. After * for 30 minutes i knew he was about shoot, so he asked me to blow him , he * my face like , and he wanted to give me facial i removed his from my * and he started to shake and i took my tongue out and my eyes were up looking at him and here it was he shoots the threads ony face, on my hair on my face in my * on my chest, after he done i rubbed * on my nipples and on chest. We did 2 more rounds, and i loved have * that time.the best part was his * was thick and huge so i got a nice load of *** to play.

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