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Submitted by Manuman Location: All India (All India, India)

Guys,

It will be fun to share gay jokes and dialogues.

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Rohan07
Posted On Mar 20, 2019 - 08:01 AM

Last night, I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think it means? : Big Bang Theory

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jimmy56
Posted On Mar 20, 2019 - 09:28 AM

Yes. So many gay jokes between raj and Howard in that show. Big bang theory. One dialogue in which raj says about himself and Howard, we had big holes in each other's lives, now we just fill each other's holes. Or something like that.

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bottvirgin91
Posted On Mar 20, 2019 - 10:18 AM

What is difference between *** and car
One have to put key to start ignition another to stop that

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kundi11
Posted On Mar 20, 2019 - 06:35 PM

Legalising of gay *** has opened many possiblities from the backdoors.

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Inamorato
Posted On Mar 21, 2019 - 06:19 AM

High School Reunion They're are four guys at a High School Reunion. Three rich guys, and one mildly retarded. The mildly retarded one leaves to the restroom. One of them says. Let us talk about or rich and successful sons. The first one says, "My son is so rich and successful and bought his best friend a Lamborghini." The Second one says, "My son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend a Private Jet." The Last one says, "Well my son is so rich and successful he bought his best friend his own Island." The retarded one returns from the restroom and says, "Watcha talking bout'?" One of them says "Just or sons, How bout yours?" The retarded one says, "Well my sons a gay stripper at a gay bar. But he did just get a Fancy Car, a Jet and a Really large island from his three boyfriends."

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Inamorato
Posted On Mar 21, 2019 - 06:22 AM

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your ***?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!

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Curiousboy92
Posted On Mar 21, 2019 - 07:43 AM

@Inamorato...really funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Butno Indian Mom can take it calmlyπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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sandy13k
Posted On Mar 21, 2019 - 12:26 PM

I only say I'm gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on me.

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Matured M
Posted On Mar 24, 2019 - 03:07 AM

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’„πŸ’„πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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Manuman
Posted On Mar 24, 2019 - 06:45 AM

A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had *** for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?β€œ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

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GoodBoyBad
Posted On Mar 24, 2019 - 09:46 AM

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.

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GoodBoyBad
Posted On Mar 24, 2019 - 09:47 AM

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a *** like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

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VersTop_Hyd
Posted On Mar 24, 2019 - 02:10 PM

There are these two firemen in a smoke filled room.

One of them is butt *** the hell out of the other one.

The chief walks in and says, "What the hell is going on in here?"

The one on top says, "Sir I found him in here passed out from smoke inhalation."

The chief said, "You should try *** to ***."

The fireman said, "I did, what the hell do you think got all this started."

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Exotic1234
Posted On Mar 25, 2019 - 04:59 PM

All the gay jokes are so funny πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ€£
@manuman - your joke reminds me of the infamous Hardik Pandya from Koffee with Karan. Daddy aaj main Kar Ke Aaya Hoon πŸ˜†

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Morpheus
Posted On Mar 26, 2019 - 06:25 AM

@goodboybad
then it would be a *** story lol

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VersTop_Hyd
Posted On Apr 7, 2019 - 01:26 PM

At a gay old man's funeral, here is the conversation between the old man's gay partner and old man's grandson.

Grandson: How did it happen? He was healthy two days ago.
Partner: He died of heartattack.
Grandson: Heartattack? Were you guys having *** when he had it?
Partner: Yeah
Grandson: (in a low voice) Was he over doing it? Didnt the doctor asked to follow the church Bell?
Partner: Yes, we were following the church Bell, until that Ice cream vehicle came in. (Sobs)